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So, here they were, Max looking over the display of togas at one of the Party Planet booths. They looked like they were good quality, the fabric nothing to scoff at when he touched it and rubbed it between his fingers, the rich cloth in purples, reds, and greens accentuating the slightly off-white robes. They looked like sheets folded up, but the manikins on display showed that they weren't fucking around.
Emily had brought her own, so Max was trying to make up his mind when one of the attendants waylaid him and, with a rapid-fire and eager speech on why this one suited him the best, handed him bundles of cloth, thicker green cloth folded over it all. Before he could get a word out to Emily, he was shooed into a changing booth, leaving him at the mercy of the cloth.
In the end, he gave up, the structure of the garment a confusing mess even with the instructions stuck to the mirror.
“Hey, Em!” He called, poking his head out from behind the curtain, just in his briefs and absolutely unbothered. The Party Planet attendee snickered. “Come on, give me a hand.”
Fortunately, Emily wasn't too far off when Max called, standing a few feet off and studying one of the togas on the manikin as she waited for a dressing room. To her great displeasure, one of the Party Planet associates had taken one look at her try at a toga and cheerfully declared it unsatisfactory. Emily had tried to protest, distract, fog, and defer, but the attendant was insistent, and after a whirlwind of fast-talking and a bit of fluffing ('But this color would be perfect on you!' was always a killer for Emily), she found herself with her own armful of fabric.
She was huffy about it but not overly so--after all, it was the second time she'd been charmed into something this evening, and now that Max had lured her out of the house, her defenses were low. It was nice, honestly, going out knowing that something could happen but deciding they could simply handle it. The purse she balanced on top of the folds of fabric had everything she needed, and her spellqueller was always looped around her neck. Moreover, the togas themselves were not as she feared--where she'd expected cheap fabric smelling of a musty bin in the back of a high school theatre storeroom, they smelled clean, and the material felt quality in her hands.
“Yeah?” she called back, glancing over to see Max was standing there in nothing but his underwear. Naturally, he didn't seem to give a damn--honestly, Emily thought that if she looked as good as Max, maybe she wouldn't either--but she hopped to, a little shocked to see him naked in public. “What? Is that-” She glanced over at the Party Planet worker, but they were already busy with another customer. And they were adults; they could help each other out in a dressing room. “Okay, yeah, yeah, go, go, go,” she said as she hustled him back into the little room. After closing the curtain, Emily admitted with a wry grin, “They got me in a real toga too, so you can help me.”
“You do me, and I'll do you, huh?” Max joked slyly, flicking the fabric of his chosen toga hanging from the changing room pegs. It looked like a bunch of sheets, but if the instructions were any indication there was a method to the madness.
The space was small enough that there was hardly any space between them, so reaching behind Emily to tug at the zipper of her dress was easy. Somehow teasing Emily was more important than getting dressed.
Once Emily realized what she'd done (shut herself in a tiny room with a naked, flirty werewolf with whom she had a track record) her entire body flushed all at once, heat blushing up her neck to the apples of her cheeks. “Don't do that!” she scolded in a whisper, helplessly grinning as she glanced over at the curtain. Whatever she was telling Max not to do wasn't immediately apparent since he'd have to unzip her dress anyway. However, Emily couldn't immediately clarify, because the air was abruptly very stuffy, and all of her thoughts were in a car crash. Neverthless, better that she didn't since it boiled down to 'I don't want to leave here looking like I just played seven minutes in heaven.'
Squirming away even as Max got the zipper halfway down, she poked her fingers into his sides, insisting, “Let's do you first!”
The squirming helped, too, even if she poked him in the sides and chased his hands away. Giggling, unrepentant and just happy to be fooling around, Max held up his hands in a silent truce. He was grinning, but he didn't step back.
“Alright, alright,” Max relented verbally this time. “You able to figure out these bedsheets?”
“I might be able to figure out the bedsheets,” Emily assured him with a little eye roll and a grin. She could absolutely figure out the bedsheets. If Max didn’t distract her again. She stepped out of her discarded dress and picked it up to hang on a vacant hook. “Where's the largest piece? The half-circle?”
“Cute,” he remarked warmly, not expecting a response as he brushed his hand over her hip. He wasn't a connoisseur of underwear or anything, but Emily seemed like she bought stuff to look good wearing. He refocused on the toga hanging on the hooks. “I think it's this one?”
Lifting the one Max meant, he stepped back and held it out in front of him, letting the fabric fold out so Emily could look at it better. He made a thoughtful sound, wondering how Romans had dealt with this mass of material.
However, Emily was not bold enough to pursue anything in the dressing room, even if the way Max pushed her hair back and brushed his warm fingertips over the curve of her hip was sweetly sensual. It was a little embarrassing that he could hear her heartbeat as it picked up, but it wasn't as though she wasn't already blushing.
At the compliment, she grinned at the floor, bashful and unwilling to admit that she'd worn the pair for him to see. Eventually. So, mission accomplished, and it was a nice compliment to boot. Chewing her lip, Emily cleared her throat and forced herself to focus on the toga as Max pulled down the half-moon piece.
There wasn't a lot of room for them to take a good look at the piece, but Emily was able to squish herself into a corner to get a longer view. “I think so.” Stepping close again, she pulled her fingers down along the fabric, saying, “Okay, if you hold one end, I get the other behind and over your shoulder.” Her voice was soft like she expected to be discovered in Max's dressing room if she spoke too loudly.
“Yeah,” Max said, taking the end Emily meant and focusing on what she was doing, standing straight up and down and holding his arms up so they wouldn't get in the way of where he thought the toga was going. He was going to do the same for Emily, after all. It wouldn't do to walk around in shoddy toga wrapping. Or get judged by the Party Planet attendants. “And then you, uh, wrap the other end, right?”
His eyebrows were scrunched up as he thought it through, giving toga wearing a little more focus than it probably warranted.
Switching the end she held between her hands, she stepped close as Max straightened and lifted his arms. Pulling the cloth under the same arm he held one end in, she glanced up at him with a grin as she gave in to temptation and pressed herself flush to his front so she could reach around him and pass the cloth from one hand to the other. Like always, his skin was invitingly warm, and Emily hummed, pleased and shimmied against him a little, making it crystal clear that this was no accident.
Then Emily shimmied, and Max's thoughts switched to something less technical than fabric and clothing folds. It wasn't a businesslike press of bodies, only standing close to get something done quickly, not with how she hummed and moved. Max huffed a small laugh, lowering his right arm to settle a hand on her hip. The left relaxed, dropping to hang by his side as he leaned down, humming as he nestled his nose against her temple and scented her.
Max enjoyed the moment, letting it linger in the relative innocence of closeness, considering he could hear the people moving around beyond the curtain. An attendant was talking about togas with a clueless tourist out by the front of the toga rental booth.
“And then?” Max murmured, grinning against her temple.
Maybe she'd look cool as a cucumber if Max couldn't hear her heartbeat, but as it was, Emily knew he had clear signals about how much she was enjoying herself. Maybe it was having that in mind that made flirting easier, though. The cat was already out of the bag, after all. As she pulled the end she had in hand over his left shoulder, she tipped her head to one side, overtly offering up the long line of her throat.
Max breathed on her neck for a moment, taking in the smell in a move that wasn't quite human. The hand on her hip slid to grip her ass, broad hand gently squeezing as he held her. The werewolf hummed like he was considering something interesting before he licked along the line of her neck, then fitted his mouth over her skin and started sucking a bruise into her skin, marking her up with a hickey.
Maybe he'd hit low enough that her toga could cover it. Maybe.
Eyelashes fluttering with pleasure, she giggled and turned her face into his shoulder to pant lightly against his skin. Emily was trying hard not to make any noise, but she was game, so much so that the hand not holding the toga slipped down to grab his ass in return. She didn't even mind knowing he'd leave marks, maybe because they were already at a party. Where else to do this but at a bacchanalia?
“Gotta get on with it,” Max murmured, although what he wanted them to get on with exactly could be up to interpretation. The toga dressing? The groping? Both? He slid his hand away from her ass, bringing both up to frame her face. He tipped her chin up to give her a leisurely kiss, leaning into it and making it filthier than it needed to be. He wanted to get up to no good with her, but there were better spots in these bacchanalian gardens to do it than the dressing room.
Still, he aimed to get her toes curling with the kiss, lips smacking as he leaned into it, pulling back, only wanting more. But he could hear the attendant rummaging around among the piled fabrics just a few feet away from them.
“Let's get these damn togas on, and I can rip it off you in the orchards or something,” Max muttered, pushing his mouth against hers, his lips curling into a smirk at his hyperbole.
Emily looked up when Max cupped her cheeks, grinning as she went into the kiss but gasping sharply when he pushed it. Despite herself, Emily melted into it, pleasure and warmth making her head spin and the rest of the world fall away. She pushed herself up onto her toes, forgetting the end of the toga to wrap her arms over Max's broad shoulders. One hand went into his hair as she clung to him, bending back as he leaned over her.
When Max pulled away, her cheeks were burning, and she was panting like she'd just gone for a sprint, sure that her lipgloss was rubbed away. Still, when Emily cocked her head and caught the sound of rustling fabric just on the other side of their curtain, she just bit her lip and grinned, completely unrepentant.
“Yeah... Let's not get kicked out now,” she murmured warmly and lacking conviction. Then, as Max fit his mouth over hers, Emily couldn't resist the slide of their lips and pressed in for another few kisses before finding the will to angle her head so she could plant a kiss on his cheek instead. Her arms tightening as she pulled herself up against him in a hug, swept up in a sudden upwelling of keen affection. She hummed, deeply satisfied, but she couldn't specifically say about what. Just being here with Max was enough.
Although it didn't always loom in the back of Max's mind, the bond often came alive in situations like this. The distant feeling of what he'd come to recognise as Emily's ebbing emotions, but only when they were powerful. He had to read it in the context of the rest of her, but he couldn't help feeling awed each time he remembered.
Max wasn't feeling anything he didn't already know, but it only reminded him they couldn't get caught up in it, even with Emily's hands in his hair and her arms around his shoulders. Pure temptation, but the rustling of fabric and a huffed laugh from the other side of the curtain, catching on his sharp ears, was enough to make it clear their time of privacy was running out. They might be getting in the way of other toga rentals.
Emily seemed to think the same, her lips going to his cheek and the flirty embrace turning into a hug. There was a surge of emotion from that spot in his head Max had mentally labelled 'Emily', affection so strong it bled over and melded with his own. Although he was still feeling flirty, it was easy to push it aside to turn his face into her hair, smiling as he wrapped his arms around her waist and gently lifted her to hold her in the hug.
After a brief squeeze, Max put her back down, reluctantly stepping back and catching the falling corners of his toga. It had held up, sort of, but it looked rumpled. Laughing gently, he remarked dryly, “Do we have to start over again?”
When he set her down, she stepped back, sighing and smiling. Reaching out to help catch the toga before it hit the floor, she nodded. “We got up to... Oh, step one,” she revealed with a quiet laugh. That had to be a new record when it came to getting distracted. Aware of the attendant outside, Emily fluffed out the toga to remove a few of the wrinkles, ready to stay on track and get them out of the dressing rooms.
As Emily readied the sheet again, Max's hands went to his hair, ruffling it back into an ordered mess rather than a mess that'd had someone's hands in it. Managing what he could, he dropped his hands to try to help her with folding the toga, glancing at the instructions again.
Together, they had to figure this thing out, right?
As they folded it up together, Emily glanced over the refresh herself on the instructions and, before long, draped the sheet back around Max's shoulders. As they worked out the rest of the toga's drapes and folds around his body, she couldn't help feeling both amused and mildly embarrassed. It was painfully simple, and they hadn't gotten past the first step. But, of course, this time, Emily refrained from draping herself all over Max and squirming, which was the key to victory.
When they'd finished the last fold, Emily pinched her chin and seriously scrutinized their work. Turned out, Max looked very nice in a toga, but she kept that to herself as she nodded, satisfied. “Yeah... I think you'll pass Party Planet muster. Now we have to get through mine.”
As Emily gave him the seal of approval, Max grinned at her referencing how the festival attendant had politely shamed her into spending money at the rental booth. But it was only fun to play along. When in Rome and all.
“Yeah, let's get this bedsheet on you. I bet you'll look unbearably sexy.” Max winked at her as he bent to pick up the folded fabric that was Emily's toga. He started by shaking it out and finding the right ends he needed to work with. “Alright, hold this for me...”
With Emily holding the end, Max started wrapping it around her, glancing at the instructions and recalling what Emily'd done for him. Of course, she had the extra concern of getting her chest covered while Max could get away with having the front looser around his torso.
Once more, she consciously decided to keep her hands to herself, huffing a self-conscious laugh at Max's bald compliment. Then, charmed pink and distracted by wanting to return the sentiment somehow, Emily reached for the cloth at the same time as Max, but she let him have it, knowing he'd be doing the lion's share of the work on her.
Taking the end as directed, she obediently lifted her arms much like he had, and straightened her spine, all while craning her neck as she watched Max go through the steps. With his height and reach, he had her wrapped up fairly quickly, and she turned her gaze to his face as he worked. “I don't think togas are for women,” she said thoughtfully, concluding this from the few tidbits of Roman history she remembered and the way it hung off her slender frame, baring half her chest as well. “Or we're missing a piece.”
She'd seen plenty of other women at the festival with just the toga, so it probably passed Party Planet muster as well. Besides, her strapless bra would keep her decent enough. However, it didn't look like it was going to cover her hickey, and Emily brushed her fingers over the bruised skin. The witch wasn't upset about it, especially since she'd invited it, but she knew she'd like to get away from the rental booth sooner rather than later. The attendant was sure to pick up on the fact that it was fresh, and Emily would not be able to stand the knowing looks.
“Yeah... maybe–” he began, looking around on the floor. Hadn't there been more fabric? Even his had been two parts, but the slumped fabric on the floor was proof they'd rushed ahead and ignored the first step. He bent down to scoop it up. “–here. A tunic? Let's start over, huh?”
He discarded the male tunic, Max knowing he'd rather be nice and cool, no matter how much skin he was showing, but the female tunic was held out to Emily, as his other hand tugged at the fit of her toga so it'd slip off her shoulders.
With an expedient retreat from the rental booth in mind, Emily was about to shake her head and forgo the tunic--the evening was warm, and she'd think of it like wearing a bikini with a cover-up--but then Max pulled at her tunic and neatly disrobed her. It slid off her shoulder first before completely unraveling, and with a little 'ah' of surprise, Emily laughed as she quickly pinned the fabric to her front. Then, bending to gather the material before it hit the floor, she shook her head, clicking her tongue in good-natured disappointment.
“Look at us, two grown adults. Can't even put together a toga,” she chuckled, fluffing out the toga before holding out to trade it for the tunic. This was far easier to figure out, not much more than what looked like a pillowcase cinched with a belt.
“Not that upset that I can't figure out fashion 2,000 years out of date,” Max quipped back as he readied the toga to try putting it on her again once the tunic was on correctly. This time, he'd get it right.
The new outfit was far more comfortable, with the tunic holding the toga in place with mild friction. It was comfortable too, more than Emily had expected, and she liked the fact that she had the option to take the tunic off now. Layering was always the way to go.
It was quick this time, Max flipping the last bit over her shoulder with a grin. “All wrapped up and proper now. C'mon, maybe if we slip out fast enough, we'll avoid that girl staffing the booth giving us any looks.” They'd already paid for their rental togas, after all.
Max didn't wait for Emily to give the okay, tugging at the curtain to pull it aside.
Leaving the little booth without looking suspicious was a hard sell since Emily didn't look up at the counter and beelined for the exit between the mannequin displays and stands of folded cloth. If she'd looked, she would've known that the attendant only smiled and waved at them on the way out, but it was irrelevant once they stepped out into the festival.
The toga and tunic combination proved itself to be even more comfortable out in the weather--the loose folds and fine fabric felt breezy in the evening air, and moreover, it was very festive. There was that word again.
“Masks next,” Emily mused, throwing a grin at Max as she shook her dress out and folded it to tuck it away in her backpack. “Fortunately, I don't think we need to assemble those.”
Leaving the tent and into the sun, Max squinted out over the fairgrounds, glancing at Emily as she folded her dress and put it away. The weather was perfect for togas, a slight breeze taking the sting off the heat, the light fabric of the toga not stifling at all. The masks, though, were another essential piece of the festival. Max could spot people stopping by several booths advertising the masks they were handing out, walking on with their masks fastened on their heads.
“I think I'd quit if I had to start doing arts and crafts. The toga was hard enough,” Max joked with a laugh, gesturing towards one of the mask handout booths. “Looks like we can grab some masks over there.”
Max started walking, slipping his hand into Emily's, not trying to pull her along but expecting her to follow and match his pace.
“Knowing myself, I'd get too into it,” she replied, self-aware as they approached the booth. “We'd be here forever while I looked for the perfect sequin...” There was a rack of masks just outside the little shop that drew a few passersby and more inside. Trailing off, Emily paused, holding Max's hand tightly to stop him with her as she perused these initial displays. Max would be familiar with her expression--it was the look of an avid window shopper, the kind who not only would take ages on arts and crafts but ages just browsing.
Ever self-aware, even as Emily spoke, she was getting distracted, but Max tugged her along. He wasn't going to let her get caught up window shopping when they weren't going to buy masks when they could get a pair for free.
“I think I'd go insane,” Max laughed, tugging her insistently along to the nearest attendant, giving her an exuberant, “Hello,” and a charming grin. “We heard there were masks?”
Mechanical Effect: When the mask is worn, the wearer can absorb a hit to Luck meant for someone else on a successful Strike roll. The effect of taking the hit feels like hot wax splashed on the skin. When the mask is removed, the magic disappears.
Mechanical Effect: When the mask is worn, the wearer is given the "Air" keyword and can use it as if they were blood magic users, without the drawbacks. It primarily manifests in the form of strong winds, pulling the wearer to the black mask of its twin. When the mask is removed, the ability fades, and the magic in the mask goes inert.
The man took one look at them and noted that he’d been looking for a pair for this pair, before presenting them with a matched set. They were very pretty, the golden paint glinting in the light, and Emily couldn’t help a pleased little flush over the fact that they were matched.
“Oh, I thought we’d get to pick our own?” Emily curiously asked, untangling her hand from Max’s to delicately take the mask from the attendant. She turned it back and forth to admire the gold on matte white as the Party Planet man shrugged. His grin went a little crooked as he leaned in to add that they looked like a capable pair and had been picked for a little scavenger hunt.
She glanced up, lifting an eyebrow as he described a mask of tarnished bronze, depicting many heads, and decorated with scales. A hydra. The man was smiling, but he looked a touch nervous as he told them about this “hunt”.
Although the whole thing made her uneasy, almost tempted to give the mask back, Emily glanced over at Max with a smirk and mouthed, “see? monsters.”
Emily didn’t know if that’s really what it was—hopefully it was a completely innocent game—but if they were going to get embroiled in some Grecian monster hunt, she was going to preemptively be smug about it. It helped with her nerves.
And still, Max took the mask the attendant was holding out, feeling the tingle of magic as he turned it over in his hands and looked at the way the sunlight shone off the gold. Magic masks and a scavenger hunt for one that sounded more monstrous than not, like it had a secret like these masks did as well.
Looking at Emily, his smile turned wry. Max wasn't one to back down from something potentially dangerous, but he wouldn't charge in if Emily wasn't on board.
“Feels tingly,” Max murmured, pitching his voice low and bumping his shoulder into Emily's, rocking her gently. “You in?” He said it with a little twist of a smile, hoping she said yes, but knowing she might say no, and that'd be fine.
When Max made his observation, Emily felt a mix of emotions: a wash of smugness, a bite of nerves, and then a sense of playful doubt. He was joking. Had to be. Grinning, she squinted up at the werewolf, wondering if he was pulling her leg until he asked earnestly if she wanted to go through with it. Then, after a glance at the attendant, she gazed at their masks, deciding Max must be serious and she ought to take the question seriously.
Emily spent a moment considering all the factors: there was magic, and she'd made the joke, but that didn't mean it was actively dangerous, right? Perhaps it was just a scavenger hunt. However, the attendant had named them as a capable-looking pair... were they handing out magic to everyone? Emily glanced up and around at the crowd-- No, were that the case, Max would've probably sensed something when they walked in.
So, they'd been chosen by some unknown means, handed magic, and told to find a monster. Naturally, the sensible side of Emily did not like it, but then a little voice in the back of her head, the one that recalled how they'd fought the golden cat and won, petitioned her pride and curiosity. They'd been chosen, capable, and more than that, it probably wasn't as bad as she was imagining. Just a little magic scavenger hunt, right?
She touched the pendant beneath her tunic before she leaned into Max, with a nervous little grin, and murmured, “Yeah, let's do it. I'm curious.”
“Maybe curiosity killed the cat,” Max joked, voice still at a murmur as they had a private moment between them, even among a crowd. “But satisfaction brought it back. It'll be interesting to... well, know to expect something, I guess. I've just been ambushed so far.”
He shrugged, the casual movement belying the drip of anticipation he felt. It was like a hunt, something that appealed to the part of Max that took pride in his skills and the instincts that helped him enjoy stalking prey. But the starting point was the masks. Possibly blindly trusting the attendant was a bad idea, but with the Exchange, he felt there was room to trust anyone openly doing something like this.
Max lifted the mask to place it on his face, tying it off even as the magic tingled uncomfortably against his face, setting his hairs on end. Nothing happened, which left Max with an odd feeling of relief even as he was disappointed. Maybe something else triggered it other than wearing it.
While she asked this, she didn't put on her mask immediately, turning it over a few times to look for runes or other telltale signs of magic. Finding none, she frowned, her curiosity notching up into scholarly indignance. How did they enchant the thing without runes? However, before she could pester anyone, she saw that the attendant was already off with other festival-goers, and Max was putting his mask on without a second question.
The witch gazed up at him for a split second, waiting for an effect of some sort, but when nothing overt happened, she made a thoughtful noise. Privately, she thought it was a shame that half of Max's handsome face was obscured, but she assumed they needed these for whatever business they were getting into, so needs must. Fitting the mask over her face, she didn't feel anything except its light weight on her nose while she tied it behind her head. That didn't seem particularly out of place; in her experience, magic begot magic. Maybe it needed a little push, but she didn't want to do this in the crowd.
“Maybe five times? Once with you,” Max shared, reaching for Emily's hand to begin walking further into the festival. Their masks on and togas fitted around them, fulfilling the dress code enforced by the Party Planet attendants. “A couple of them were 'wrong place at the wrong time' kinda ambushes.”
“Five,” she repeated, chewing her lip in thought and mildly astonished at the total. She knew a few of them, besides their shared run-in, from the rat people to the ghostly go-go dancer, but five still felt like a lot. “God, you're unlucky-” she said, eyes crinkling behind her mask as she chuckled. “I can only think of the cat...” The creature in the maze didn't count as an ambush for her, but then she struck on another memory. “... but I think I've had a few close ones. I went to a vampire wedding last summer.”
Vampire weddings, though. Hadn't he... heard of one? Max had to think back, distantly alarmed that Emily the human had gone to one, but she hadn't come screaming to him about being preyed on, so it presumably ended peacefully. How many vampire weddings happened in Easthaven last summer?
“Still wrapping my head around vampires,” Max muttered, even if he was convinced the bookstore clerk had been one. “Was it... was it Henry or Harold's wedding? Did a vampire try to have a go?”
He knew someone had been very worried about Harold. Or Henry. Whatever the guy's name was.
“Harold--that was the groom. And... Ah, I can't remember the bride's name, but no. No vampire tried to 'have a go,'” Emily snickered as she nudged her shoulder against Max's, leaning into him to direct their steps towards the orchards and away from the crowds. She wouldn't play around with strange magic where people could see. “I met another woman there who gave me the rundown. I didn't really believe her at the time--the fact that nothing happened worked against her, I think.”
Max was glad that Emily hadn't noticed the vampires enough to believe a woman she didn't know because it meant she hadn't been in danger. Still, wasn't that the whole thing about being human, sometimes? Not knowing better, and that had been early in Emily's exposure to the supernatural. She hadn't even known Max was a werewolf yet. Why assume vampires were real?
“I'm not surprised. I didn't even want to believe it until I ran into one. Or, I think I ran into one. The guy didn't give me his vampire business card. He just smelled wrong.” And wasn't that how it usually went? Max had yet to meet someone who admitted to it, but he picked up the scents of people he could only categorise as 'other' to varying degrees. “Did I tell you about that girl who texted me? She was freaking out about Harold getting eaten by vampires. I didn't take her seriously. I just joked about it.”
And now, she was quiet, watching the ground beneath their feet as they walked. Emily was trying to get around the heavy realization that Harold, the happy groom at that macabre wedding, might be in the clutches of vampires. As a cop, it wasn't the first time she needed to come to terms with a bad revelation, but it never got easier. What was the trope called? Something about taking something to its final, unnerving logical conclusion. It made her uneasy, but what could they even do?
“What?” Emily asked when Max went on. Startled, she lifted her eyes back up to his face and abruptly wished he wasn't wearing the mask. It was a little distracting, and although she did like his chin, she liked seeing his whole face even better. In response to her thoughts, she pushed hers up to rest on her hairline. Grinning crookedly, she laughed, “So that's how you knew the groom's name! Did she say anything else? Maybe she was the girl I ran into.”
“Maybe? We didn't talk about anything important, mostly because I thought she was just crazy,” Max admitted, pushing his mask up to rest on the top of his head. There was a weird little flinch to the tickle of the magic, which made him pull his hand back in surprise, even as the tickle evened out. So maybe he shouldn't pull it off. “I did, uh–” he continued, rubbing his fingertips together as he frowned a little. “–I checked in with her after. She was fine and didn't seem worried about Harold anymore, but she ghosted me, so I don't know anything else.”
The crowd was thin as they entered orchards, although plenty of people were still wandering between the neat rows of trees. Even in this facsimile of the woods, Emily abruptly felt safer with the branches meeting overhead, creating verdant passageways. It was an odd change--perhaps a year ago, she might've been worried about getting her shoes dirty, but maybe her associations with the forest were changing. With the mask off and the air cool on her face, she looked around for a clearing they could find a little privacy in.
“Huh,” Emily huffed, thoughtful. That didn't sound like Mina, with her quiet, secretive demeanor, but it seemed the mystery was beyond them at this point. At the end of it all, Emily could only shrug, wrap her hand a little more firmly around Max's and say wistfully, “I suppose all we can do is hope Harold is living happily ever after with his undead bride.”
Max chuckled, remembering the jokes he'd told the girl on the phone. Maybe it wasn't quite like that, but he imagined a vampire could find a meal easier than marrying one. Most likely, there was more to it, not that he knew anything.
“He's probably enjoying himself,” Max said, sharing his thoughts. “A vampire wouldn't have to marry someone to make a meal of them, so there's probably more to it.”
Of course, there was money, but then it was easier for a vampire to wait someone out than make it look suspicious by killing them. Maybe he was giving this anonymous vampire bride too much credit, but he generally liked prescribing the best intentions to most. Maybe Harold wanted to be a vampire? Who the fuck knew.
But with the crowd thinning out and the trees taking over–painfully domesticated in their neat rows–Max wondered at the mask that'd gone missing. How were they supposed to find it? Was there some process that by having the masks, they'd somehow know? Magic gave him a headache.
But he listened and watched, Max's eyes scanning over the ground and seeing signs of people passing through. Footsteps spaced far apart in a run, others at a leisurely walk. Someone was having a very private conversation a few metres away, so Max tuned out and looked back at Emily.
As they went on, Emily's face scrunched up in distaste at the whole concept. Max was probably right, the wedding itself had been extravagant--enjoyable, but gaudy in a way she couldn't put her finger on. Marrying a vampire seemed to voluntarily tie oneself to a life just like that; gaudy, dramatic, sunless, and cold. Maybe that was pop culture talking again, but vampires presented a lot of questions, and Emily experienced the bite of fridge horror again as she took marrying the undead to its logical conclusion.
“I wonder if they're cold,” she murmured, quiet but comfortable enough to throw the question out there with Max. She looked up at him, lips turned down into a faint frown. “It's like... Having a go at lunch meat in the fridge.” The witch whispered the last part, horrified at her train of thought.
“Shit,” he snickered. “Maybe it's like that one Avenged Sevenfold song?” Max joked, still amused as a line from it popped up in his head, and he halfway sang out his morbid answer, “You know, 'got a heater for your thighs.'”
He couldn't keep a straight face, though, and Max had to lift his free hand to muffle his snorting laughter as he ducked his head.
With a squeaky laugh, she dropped her hands and propped them on her hips. She looked up at the sky between the branches as if asking the universe why before stating firmly, “I'd rather have a mouthful of fur than room-temperature penis.”
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