So. Yeah. Ren fair.
It was different, and had nothing to do with magic. It could, oh it certainly could have something to do with magic- Rowling was very insistent on that fact- Billy chose to ignore all that in favor of showing up to enjoy a weird hobby turned into an event by a bunch of weird and probably very nice people. Billy had ordered an outfit that didn't arrive on time, well the pants did but those didn't fit because the sizes in china are totally different from the sizes in america it turns out, long story short Billy didn't have a fun outfit for the fair. He had jeans, a black t-shirt, and a button up worn like a coat.
He also had this big leg of turkey.
Rowling started telling him some facts about fair meat and Billy shut that down hard. Told the bird to go find some ingredients in the woods or something so the wizard could enjoy the fair in peace. So the owl flew off in a huff, actually it probably didn't care that much but Billy pretended it was in a huff because it made him feel better, and now he could enjoy a potentially bacteria coated leg of meat... yeah....
Billy tossed the leg away and frowned as he glanced around for something else to do. Or to eat...